Nutrigrain and Fiber Plus Went on a Date

   One day Strawberry Nutri-grain, decided he wanted to go to the beach.  So he packs up his umbrella, sunscreen and volleyball and heads to the beach.  When he gets there he decided that he is a little pale so he decided to lay on the beach and get some sun.  After a few minutes he notices shadows passing over him.  When he opens his eyes he realizes that there are seagulls flying overhead.  At first he thinks this is weird, then he realizes that they are circling over him because, he is after all a nutri-grain bar.  NG gets up and moves down the beach.  Laying down to get some more sun, he falls asleep.  When he awakes he realizes he has turned to wheat from being in the sun so long.  This is not good because, who wants a wheat Nutri-Grain bar?  Sulkily, he goes home. 
      The next day NG decides that it could'nt hurt to go back, seeing as he is already now a wheat Nutri-Grain bar, what more damage could he possibly do?  So, he gets there and decides to even out his back with his front.  After a few hours he realizes he is really hot.  He jumps in the water to cool off.  Then he realizes that he is now soggy.  Who wants a Nutri-Grain bar that is wheat and soggy? 
      As he is about to leave and is gathering his stuff, he looks down the beach one last time thinking that he will never come here again,  After NG and sun and water do not really get along.  While peering down the beach, he notices the most beautiful creature he has ever seen.  She is so gorgeous and walks with a swagger.  She is FiberPlus.  He finds that he can't take his eyes off of her.  He has to meet her but is scared to death of her.  How does he approach her?  Can he approach her?  What would such an amazing creature want in a Nutri-Grain bar, let alone one that is wheat now and soggy? 
      He catches her eye and she smiles at him.  The smile only a FiberPlus woman can give.  Could she possibly be interested in him?  Could she like the soggy type?  Is there even a soggy type?  He stands frozen, not being able to move or speak.
      She approaches him finally and says, "Well, are you going to ask me out or just keep staring at me?"
"Umm," he stutters.  "Are you talking to me?"
      "Yes, are you going to ask me out." 
      "Sure, ummm, can I take you to dinner and maybe a movie." NG stammers.
      "Yes, pick me up at 8:00 on Saturday."

    Saturday rolls around and NG is really nervous. How is this possible? he thinks.  He goes to pick her up and when he gets close, he realizes that she lives in not only the nice neighborhood, but the very rich neighborhood.  Oh, gosh, what have I gotten myself into? he ponders.
    He pulls up into the driveway and looks at the clock.  7:55.  Dang, I'm early, I better wait until right at 8:00.  So, he waits nervously, and finally 8:00 comes and he heads to the door. 
    When FP opens the door, NG says, "You look beautiful," and hands her the dozen roses that he had brought with him. 
    So, they go on the first date and it goes well, and they go on a few more and on and on.  NG starts to think it is getting serious and lavishes FP with extravagant gifts, like 24 carat chocalate chips and days at the spa, with 24 carat chocalate dips. 
     What NG doesn't know is that FB doesn't really love him.  She likes his money and all the nice things that he buys her.  You see, she was not loved by her father even though he gave her everyhitng that she wanted.  So, she doesn't see real love when she has it.  Tragically, this whole time FP has also been seing Blueberry Nutri-Grain.  Now, BNG is a little younger, and much more attractive then ole NG.  He is also dirt poor. But, he is a true Casanova and knows "all the right moves" and all the right words to say.  So, she is torn between the steady and lavish NG and the exciting and young BNG. 
     This struggle goes on for awhile with NG having no idea.  Then one sad day, he finds a not on his door that FP has gone away and not to expect to see her again.  NG is crushed and he doesn't know what to do.  He tries to contact her in every way he can, to no avail.  He goes to her house and she is nowhere to be found. 
     If only poor NG know what happened, but he never knew.  And we may never know what happened to FP.